Remember that movie where the adorable alien came down and his friend had to keep him hidden from the rest of the world? Well if that movie had been made today with an all-male cast, it would play out more like this. First off, instead of dressing space guy like a drag queen, teach him to suck cock - then when you’ve had your fun, pass him along to the guy next door. Why, it’s the neighborly thing to do!

Ah, I love a good workout; it gets me so hot and sweaty! I love it when my muscles ache after I’ve been pumping iron all day long…or when my butt cheeks clench after a long ride on the treadmill… It all makes me feel so manly! But what I love most about going to the gym is watching the young and cut Xing Starr drenched in his own manliness whilst chiseling away at those rippling abs of his. It really just DOES something for me. And I KNOW that little twink, Pierce Tracey would agree with me too; cooling off in the shower, tugging on his own manly chubby, thinking about…Xing. If only Xing could join him there in the shower…or in the bedroom maybe… If only that could happen! I think that’s something we’d all appreciate, don’t you?

Hi, I’m Paul Ryde. In my spare time I like to arm wrestle with my best friend, Stone Silver, wearing nothing but what God gave me. Well, that and a thin pair of white undies. I find that my ass looks best when I have on a pair of undies to accentuate my ass curves. I love my ass. It’s a rock hard ass. And Stone likes my ass too. In fact, he LOVES it. He loves it so much that he can’t stop kissing it and sticking his finger inside. I don’t mind, really. It’s nice. It’s also nice when he sticks his cock inside; like a hot loaf baking in my bum. There’s nothing like it in the world, really. It’s like being on the other side of the rainbow. There are two things I pride myself on in this life: A healthy body that looks great in tight underwear and having a stiff cock in my ass! Aside from that, I’m just like everybody else. I like movies, video games, going to the park or the beach. You know, just hanging out. Well, it was nice talking to you. I’ve got to get back to the bedroom. Stone and I are about to start round two. You know, the beauty of this game is there is no loser. In this game, everybody wins!

Sloane Banks finds Xing Starr doing sit-ups in the kitchen (that’s where I do all my sit-ups as well!). When they make eye contact, they come to the realization that they’re attracted to one another, and thus begin stroking their well-oiled bone machines! Sloane goes over to Xing, who’s already hard, and they start kissing. (Oh, how nice) Sloane bites on Xing’s little brown nips. They continue with a very passionate display on the cold tile, which I could never do because when I was younger my mother asked to take out the garbage and my back hasn’t been right since! Xing sticks his cock in Sloane’s ass while Sloane strokes himself. Then the roles are switched! The consideration in the room is simply marvelous! After the two young boys have gotten a taste of each others pudding, a thrilling slow-motion action sequence commences, exploding in a spectacular money-shot! Xing Starr and Sloane Banks, take me away!